Sunday, 13 July 2008

How To Impress Your Partner

While lazing in bed on a Sunday morning, awaiting the imminent arrival of breakfast, try peeling the skin from your recently acquired mildly sunburnt chest, and leaving the results in a little pile on the bedside table. When breakfast arrives, imagine the squeals of delight* from your partner as they try to arrange breakfast on said table and notice said pile.

*expletives deleted

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Silly Hutters. You should know the REAL crime was not leaving your skin for M to peel - we LOVE peeling skin (well I do anyway)

Jenny

Lord Hutton said...

Good point, well spoken.

NigelH said...

Captain Mainwaring: "Stupid boy!"

Claire said...

How come M brought you the breakfast? Surely thats your job.

Anonymous said...

Welcome back!

Anonymous said...

Ah... that reminds me... just need to go and remove the results of a blister from the ... yes ... bedside table.