While lazing in bed on a Sunday morning, awaiting the imminent arrival of breakfast, try peeling the skin from your recently acquired mildly sunburnt chest, and leaving the results in a little pile on the bedside table. When breakfast arrives, imagine the squeals of delight* from your partner as they try to arrange breakfast on said table and notice said pile.
*expletives deleted
6 comments:
Silly Hutters. You should know the REAL crime was not leaving your skin for M to peel - we LOVE peeling skin (well I do anyway)
Jenny
Good point, well spoken.
Captain Mainwaring: "Stupid boy!"
How come M brought you the breakfast? Surely thats your job.
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Ah... that reminds me... just need to go and remove the results of a blister from the ... yes ... bedside table.
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