We have three cats: Monty, male, approx 9 years, M's favourite, 1 and a 1/2 stone(!), spends most of his time outdoors except when it is wet, windy or cold. As good as gold, except when he is the phantom slasher of sleeping humans.
Buffy, female, fluffy, from a farm, approx 8 years, scuttles on her belly like a rat if I go near her or when we have visitors (except when she wants attention), spends some time in the back garden, never out the front. Doesnt use the litter tray. Sprays thick goo at various random places in doors eg by the loo, just now, or on the bathroom rug yesterday.
Willow, about 120, adopted from friends, spends most of her time asleep, stares at the wall, sometimes goes out. Uses the (clean) litter tray, pukes up nasty brown furballs (like the one I trod in tonight), randomly shits in odd places.
One of the little swine also pisses freely on the kitchen floor.
I am inclined to blame Willow for the piss and random shits, but she is old and confused. Buffy and her spraying, I am much less able to forgive. *Looks for cat curry recipe
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You could always have them turned into, aha, *mittens*
:)
You'll be sad when they go. And I bet you get a kitten!!
Hawaian cookery looks your best bet.
http://the.honoluluadvertiser.com/article/2005/Mar/05/ln/ln16p.html
Thanks for the link, neddy. No nearer a recipe though;-(
Serves you right for letting them copy you.
Ask any vet.
and it's got BEER in it:
http://www.ooze.com/ooze13/cats.html
Slippers. I'm having a nice pair of stripy slippers.
At least you can train dogs!
You need more litter trays (one each + a spare). And Feliway.
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