Wednesday, 9 January 2008

Trouble at t'Feline Mill

We have three cats: Monty, male, approx 9 years, M's favourite, 1 and a 1/2 stone(!), spends most of his time outdoors except when it is wet, windy or cold. As good as gold, except when he is the phantom slasher of sleeping humans.
Buffy, female, fluffy, from a farm, approx 8 years, scuttles on her belly like a rat if I go near her or when we have visitors (except when she wants attention), spends some time in the back garden, never out the front. Doesnt use the litter tray. Sprays thick goo at various random places in doors eg by the loo, just now, or on the bathroom rug yesterday.
Willow, about 120, adopted from friends, spends most of her time asleep, stares at the wall, sometimes goes out. Uses the (clean) litter tray, pukes up nasty brown furballs (like the one I trod in tonight), randomly shits in odd places.
One of the little swine also pisses freely on the kitchen floor.
I am inclined to blame Willow for the piss and random shits, but she is old and confused. Buffy and her spraying, I am much less able to forgive. *Looks for cat curry recipe

9 comments:

omally said...

You could always have them turned into, aha, *mittens*

:)

silver horde said...

You'll be sad when they go. And I bet you get a kitten!!

Anonymous said...

Hawaian cookery looks your best bet.
http://the.honoluluadvertiser.com/article/2005/Mar/05/ln/ln16p.html

Lord Hutton said...

Thanks for the link, neddy. No nearer a recipe though;-(

henry said...

Serves you right for letting them copy you.
Ask any vet.

henry said...

and it's got BEER in it:
http://www.ooze.com/ooze13/cats.html

Maris said...

Slippers. I'm having a nice pair of stripy slippers.

Aoj and The Lurchers said...

At least you can train dogs!

Unknown said...

You need more litter trays (one each + a spare). And Feliway.