I have tried drafting this twice now and Blogger hasnt saved it when it said it had, so poo to Blogger
A return to the clinic to collect the results from last week. Expecting the worst for waiting I paid £1.50 for parking for 2 hours but it was In, Out, No Shaking It All About: the doctor was so obviously unimpressed with last time she didn't insist on checking. All clear for Chlamydia, Syphilis and Gonorrhea. No HIV test. Well that was no surprise. An excess of yeast, which I put down to Marmite or beer.
There is a young planner in our office who bears an uncanny resemblance to the doctor. This is most disconcerting: please note any reported flashing incident is entirely accidental.
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Ahem, I refer you to my previous diagnosis.
You have thrush.
You can get canesten or, cheaper, Mycil Gold which is for atheletes' foot and therefore less embarrassing and a bit cheaper.
They both contain clotramizole. 1%
If only people would consult me more often they might save a lot of time and embarrassment and I would have more fun.
Thrush is not necessarily an STD as it is also airborne. Diabetics are prone to it because they have more sugar in what we doctors call 'piss'. Seeing as you are as skinny as a twiglet I think a trip to the G.P. might be a good idea.
glad your ok :) i better get writing if i've been tagged. that or i can save it to do at work tomorrow :p
xxx
Most of the population has thrush at one time or another, even nuns!
Herbal remedies - Live yoghurt (eaten and applied), garlic, and sitz baths of cider vinegar and salt.
p.s. a weed is a plant in the wrong place and herbs are bloody good weeds!!
Slap some yoghurt on it man!
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