Falling Over Catalogue

Slipping off a cliff in Cornwall, tearing tendons in shoulder.(1)
Slipping into a ditch in Lincolnshire, breaking my fall on a telegraph pole cable stay, with my face(3)
Falling off a train and ending up between the train and platform.(1)
Tripping over an invisible goblin in the kitchen, requiring 6 stitches in my knee.(2)
Falling down a bank at Home Park, Plymouth, getting covered in grime before football.(3)
Falling over another invisible goblin in Aylesbury, recently.(3)
Getting entangled in a cable in Gunnislake, falling and gashing elbow.(3)

5 seem to have been documented here

Oh, and putting my moped under a lorry on my 16th birthday (1)

(1) required hospital treatment
(2) required paramedics
(3) mere humiliation