Unlikely Things for a Sunday.

1. Spitfires in space.
2. My grandmother, Amy Pond, Dr Who's companion.
3. My front door painted red after all these years painted in dull blue floor paint.
4. My daughter's children behaving quietly and well.
5. My son is thinking about being a lawyer after 4 years studying Latin America.
6. Dr Cox claims there is water on Mars and M fancies him.
7. Next door's have cleared up the dogshit in the yard at last.
8. After 10 years here we are not treated as outsiders when going to the pub.
9. We won a tenner on the Wednesday lottery because the girl at the shop mistyped the numbers.
10. We have friends being maintained in a luxury Kenyan hotel whilst marooned.
11. A laser pen is a sea (herring) gull contraceptive.
12. No contrails or noise for days.
13. Small children dislike raddish.
14. There are more than 100 000 000 000 galaxies, before you even start counting the stars.
15. Leicester City are headed for promotion.
16. Arsenal Football Club pay around £1 000 000 on a week's wages for that overpaid, undermotivated, spoilt  crap. How I love modern football.
One of the above is TV fiction, one is just not true. There may be others of doubtful provenance.