I am Number Two. You are Number Six

The Council have introduced new software to stop data leak disasters (after all we lost stuff in the post a full year before the government did: "Torbay Council, Always One Step Ahead"

which means we have to have special logins for all mobile equipment. However, I don't think we have many people with a digit in their name.
The corollary is if we want to transfer data, we have to buy a 2GB USB stick for £35, encoded, worth £2 on eBay. OH well, that should cut my hours, as it sure as heck wont work on my own laptop. Not sure I can be arsed with institutionalised stealing like that.