Hers and Mine

MGF:Starts first time? Maybe. £600 if it doesnt.
Peruvian Taxi: Starts first time? Oh yes
MGF: Suspension, does road humps? haha new spine required.
Peruvian Taxi: Suspension, does road humps? Road humps?
MGF: Doors? 2.
Peruvian Taxi: Doors? 5.
MGF: 0-60 quickly? Oh yes.
Peruvian Taxi: 0-60 quickly? Oh yes.
MGF: gets rattly and shaky above 90mph? Yes.
Peruvian Taxi: gets rattly and shaky above 90mph? Yes.
MGF: easily maintained? Drop the engine. Throw money.
Peruvian Taxi: easily maintained? Open the bonnet.
MGF: Power steering?: keeps it on the road
Peruvian Taxi: Power steering?:Never knowingly oversteered
MGF: Passengers? Me sometimes
Peruvian Taxi: Passengers? grandchild goes horseriding with her friend up a lane the MG grounds on. Landrover, whatever.
MGF: Garage answer: get rid, but we welcome your custom (*rub hands)
Peruvian Taxi: Garage answer: Haven't seen you for a while, Mr Young.
MGF: Student removals? Hire a van.
Peruvian Taxi: Student removals? Bike rack from recycling centre. Pas de problem.
M thinks I want her to get rid of her car, but she also thinks I want to marry her. She says no to both, but will be proved wrong on both counts, eventually.