"Daily Mail...blah blah blah. In the Sun today blah blah blah. The Sun are really clever, you know, blah blah blah.
[*Plays music, starts talking again after 10 seconds]
"Dear Bunty
You know you were talking about Budgie-sexing last week? Well. my budgie Kevin really likes sandpaper
SWs to you"
"Here's another one" [record still playing]
"Dear Sarah
I love how you always use the words "chesticles" and "lady bumps,
love the show"
*[puts more music on with 25 sewconds until the news. Starts talking immediately]
"Before I hand over to Terry (he's in by the way) here's something I must share with you. It's from dear old Adelaide in Much Meddling on the Marsh again.
Dear Bunty, she says, You know how you always say how you'd like to shag the entire British Army? Well my old Stan, he passed away 10 years ago, but I am sure he would like to be at the front of the queue".
"And just before we go, here's a gratuitous insult to the newsreader who can't answer back: "Deddly you're fat"
"And finally, I was in Newmarket the other day with the Dearly Beloved, and we bumped in Lord Peter Namedrop Namedrop. Oh how we laughed.
We'll regroup tomorrow, (because I'm a World War Two Fighter Pilot), if spared.
BBC Radio 2, On line, on digital and on 88 to 91 FM
[*Music screeches to a halt]
4 comments:
When Evans takes over next year, he'll be starting his show at 7am rather than 7:30am. Hopefully that'll encourage her to go. She's dreadful.
I like her.
Never heard her - just as well, by the sound of it.
That is a great blog entry and I agree with all.
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