Trampolining is Dangerous

So after over three and a half hours in A&E in Worthing Hospital, I didnt even get an X-ray or any decent drugs to take away, just a "You'll be in a lot of pain for a few weeks". That is a "lot of pain" sitting down, standing up, lying down, getting dressed, getting undressed, getting in the bath, getting out of the bath, sitting on the loo, walking, standing, coughing, breathing, talking and a lot of other things too. All because my daughter's daughter was being difficult getting off the trampoline at my sister's house. As I approached, I slipped on the damp decking and fell over backwards. Fortunately a large plantpot stopped me falling all the way to the ground, but my ribs didnt take to it at all. Once I could speak again (in about ten minutes), and after a huge cognac, (and a half hour walk to do a promised geocache with my neice, by which time I was bent over and gasping) I was eased into the car and taken back to my mum and dad's.
By the morning, they insisted I went to A&E, but of course, there is nothing they can do about ribs.