Friday, 13 July 2007
Fat C*nt
Sheltering from the monsoon that is this evening's July weather (and I personally got drownded cycling back from blood donation earlier) in the New Quay Public House, Mellie uttered the two words of the title, having just read a review of a programme about the racist "comedian", the late Bernard Manning. I suppose if you hear those two words, one automatically thinks of Manning. Likewise, "Ginger Tosser" uniquely reminds one of Mick Hucknall out of Simply Red. "Manc Twat" would be Liam Gallagher. "The Chocolate Bar Bloke" can only be Paolo Nutini. "Crybaby" can only be Gazza, "Hand of God" referring only to Maradonna. There must be other generic terms that instantly recall a well known person, which aren't nicknames. "That Moron in the White House" is a bit too specific, but clear enough. *Goes away to think of more, (and to consider whether it is best to * the "c" word).
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6 comments:
it's how he'd want to be remembered true fcat.
I saw the opening five minutes of the program, and he said as much :-)
fat bastard were his exact words I believe
I thought Ginger Tosser was Chris Evans.
Wot Rich said.
Or is Chris Evans the Ginger Whinger? Both I s'pose.
jeez all I get is pedants. I quite like Chris Evans these days
LOL!
Hum... yes, always * or % or $ a sweary, as it makes it funnier - Insinuated swearing is sooo much better than the real thing and far less offensive too :]
I was also going to say what Rich said... but like you, I am quite liking Chris Evans these days. He still irritates me occasionally, but nowhere near as much as he used to. I even listen to him on purpose now.
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