Hi. I'm Justin. What time is it? 2 pm? Better think about breakfast. I have been at Southampton Uni for 9 months now. My dad came to pick me up for the summer. We bunged all my stuff into his Pimpmobile. I was peed off he stuck my PC in the boot cos the rain might get to it with the boot open like that, Half way back, the exhaust went so we sounded like the racers that belt up and down in their Corsas to Newton Abbot. Apparently it cost £160 to fix. Huh!
I've had 3 days before I go to the States to see Rox, which is loads of time for skating and seeing my mates. I dont need clean washing or anything. It tends to clean itself. Dad keeps nagging about tidying my room and putting my washing out, but hey, whateva.
Oh yeah, I got some dollars. I need to print out my plane ticket. What? Dad has fecked with the computer again? He is Soooo useless. He bought a laptop without a cd drive? Idiot. How am I supposed to print my tickets? And that useless wifi router? Oh. Dad says I dont need to print it, if I sorted my paperwork out, cos the tickets are in a letter in my room..
I know, once I have finished shouting at him, I'll transfer the BT stuff to his lappy via my memory stick (someone bought me that, and it's pretty good). There, that's him happy, while his PC (why oh why doesnt he buy a new one?) is away being fiddled with by my sister.
Oops there's the phone. Skating? Yeah. Apparently we are driving to the coach station at 0545 tomorrow. Plenty of time to pack in the morning. As for my room, well if I am not there for 3 months and the door is shut, who is to know? Cleaning fairies are ever present. Perhaps I'll leave the 30 squid I owe dad in his father's Day Card, nerrr
That's another thing: I need to fix up some travel insurance. "Dad? Can I borrow your credit card?". Oh OK then here's the cash. Parents? Huh. What's this? 90 days insurance isnt long enough to cover my stay?. Shit I am only allowed to stay for 90 days but my flight back is four days later. That means I'll be overstaying and I'll never be allowed in the States again. Wish dad would stop going on. I'll have to fix this when I get there.
Looking forward to being with Rox, travelling in her car. Dad is nagging again. Of course I can drive in the States on a UK provisional. That sort of stuff only happens in the movies.
What's he shouting at now? What's all the fuss about me handing him my student loan forms for him to fill in for me, at 05.45 in the morning? He'll just have to do it because I am away for 3 months now
L8rs sk8rs.
5 comments:
What are dads for eh Justin?
Time to show your appreciation tomorrow :]
Breakfast at 2pm? ATTABOY!!! :)
*rolls eyes*
Boys...
Perfect. It can't be any other way, you know that. And god you are such a nag, the poor boy!
*thinks Justin is a selfish little twit who doesn't know how lucky he is. Get a job you lazy ass.
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