There's a hole in my neighbourhead down which of late I cannot help but fall

So this is Christmas
and I got loads of stuff off Santa and after a while we went down to Grandpa and Mellie's and I had a big sulk cos mum forgot all my dogs, but I got a huge tent and a bike which I rode and rang the bell but grandad had to keep me up (and he puffed a lot) and Owen got a trike which fits me just fine and we watched Lassie and Grollis and Womit and had food and stuff including banana custard and I ate my sprouts and mummy drove us home after 6 hours coping with the smell of wee at grandad's cos she is good and didnt drink much and grandad was getting stumbly like he usually does, and I love my dad and my brother too.
And this is one of the things grandad got for Christmas
Elbow Tickets so he is happy but I cant see why
love Melissa