Sunday, 14 March 2010

Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia!

The whole family (excepting a daughter, and a nephew and small great neice), also the King and Queen of Sweden were at Mother's for Mother's day. Went well. Took mum's trailer to the dump with garden waste, which knackered me totally, unloading the bastard. Got back and was told I had dumped some important metal. Went back to dump. Retrieved metal.
Felt all appreciated in front of mother, not like an actual adult, but nearly 25 years old at least. When do you become an adult? I dont think I will ever be an adult. When does it happen?
Also, in a private conversation, said to 5 year old nephew, because his mum, my sister, had burnt his BeeBo (no idea) that "all mothers are rubbish" which was overheard by all 5 mothers in the room and got bollocked from 5 directions. On Mothers Day.
And the heading reference is Mother said, "Bring me........! errrrr she forgot so me and Bad sister followed up

2 comments:

NigelH said...

"....sunshine" would have been much less violent!

omally said...

HAHA! Good old Leo! Immaculate comic timing, he'll go far.

You got told off by Mumsie for saying 'bleeding' in a restaurant. That will always happen. I get told off for similar swearifications so I don't see why you shouldn't.

It was a great weekend, matey. Thank you very much for inviting us!