Why is it that duvet covers always get filled with rest of the wash when you open the machine?
Why does the Tangle Fairy always tie knots in any computer or telephone leads when you take from wherever it was stored, even if it was put away neatly?
Why does the Trip Fairy attack me on my boat or in my kitchen, resulting in several hospitalisations?
Why does the Job Fairy ignore me?
Tchoh.
6 comments:
Fairies wear boots.
1. 'cos you're a man and therefore don't know how to _do_ the washing (apparently).
2. Buy some Cable-Tidy (the zip sort) from Maplins - it's ace!
3. 'cos you're seldom sober.
4. 'cos you're too proud to work in ASDA. But then who needs to that can afford to travel the world and get robbed in every country? ;)
Well done, Neil.
Somebody had to say it.
I can do washing, hoovering, cooking, childcare. Has been my life.
I just cant look after myself.
If you are alone, live in Fenland, unemployed (despite being highly skilled and experienced), there aint much else to do
A few suggestions:
1. Research your family tree.
2. Write your life story (for the
benefit of your grandchildren).
3. Got an idea for a novel? Write
it.
4. Volunteer at a local charity
shop or hospital.
5. Start your own business.....
Dog walking
Cleaning
Ironing... There must be a
million things you could do.
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